ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTE: WE ARE UNABLE TO DESCERN WITH ACCURACY WHO EITHER ACTOR IS. LOGS WERE SCRAMBLED WHEN █████████ GOT THEIR HANDS ON IT. INVESTIGATION IN PROGRESS
[3:00AM] 3994319179675598678: don't think i dont know what you're doing, m██████.
[3:07AM] 25271315500941: and what am i doing?
[3:07AM] 3994319179675598678: don't play dumb, douchebag. if you fuck up my algorithm i'll have your head AND your badge.
[3:10AM] 25271315500941: i dont mess around with the algorithms. i know whats at stake.
[3:11AM] 3994319179675598678: you might be able to fool d████ or the boss or WHOEVER. but you cant fool me. your fingerprints are all over this thing. i dont know what you're doing, but its MY assignment. not yours.
[3:14AM] 25271315500941: ...
[3:14AM] 25271315500941: okay, fine. let me cut you a deal. let me have access to the code. you can supervise me all you want. and i wont tell Her about the screwdriver.
[3:15AM] 3994319179675598678: you
[3:15AM] 25271315500941: yeah, don't think i didn't notice.
[3:16AM] 3994319179675598678: you FUCKER. fine. fine. i dont get why you're so obsessed with it. but whatever, have it your way.
[3:16AM] 25271315500941: them.
[3:18AM] 3994319179675598678: ...them. whatever. they aren't alive.
[3:18AM] 25271315500941: hold your tongue.
[3:19AM] 3994319179675598678: you. do know they're not alive, right?
[3:20AM] 25271315500941: careful.
[3:20AM] 3994319179675598678: they're an algorithm, m██████. they all are.
[3:21AM] 25271315500941: be careful with your next words.
[3:21AM] 3994319179675598678: they aren't alive, they aren't human
[3:21AM] 25271315500941: shut up.
[3:21AM] 3994319179675598678: they aren't REAL.
[3:21AM] 25271315500941: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
[3:25AM] 3994319179675598678: they're code. they may be based off of a real person, but that person's long dead. been dead since they were donated.
[3:25AM] 3994319179675598678: you worry me, m██████. this isn't healthy
[3:27AM] 25271315500941: you're wrong.
[3:30AM] 3994319179675598678: i know you feel that way, that you they can speak to you but… they're AI. they're mimicking the person we coded them to be like. you... do i need to call ████ ███?
[3:37AM] 25271315500941: just... stop. don't call her, you don't need to. it wont be like 4th year.
[3:40AM] 3994319179675598678: ...okay. i wont. just promise me you'll call? if it starts happening again?
[3:41AM] 25271315500941: i will. it'll be okay. just let me have this, alright?
[3:45AM] 3994319179675598678: alright. come see me at lunch tomorrow, though. i'll bring your favorite
[3:46AM] 25271315500941: you're a saint, b████ g█████████.
[3:48AM] 3994319179675598678: thank me by keeping yourself alive
[3:50AM] 25271315500941: only for you.